I actually know all of them... But a few of them in there are... GAHHHH level. I'm sure someone else will be dumb or willing enough to dig into the script for you, heh.
Translation:
I know them, but I won't take the time to tell you them. BUT! Here's the kicker, I will take the time to talk about how GAHHHHH (wtf?) they are, as opposed to telling you the code itself so you can see how GAHHHHH they are. (Then we can have something in common and start a relationship, yay bunnies and waffles)
Now that I have wasted my time about telling you how GAHHHHHH they are, I will sincerely leave a pity note with a subtle laugh to show off how cool I am.[/translation]
Or you can go to the sweet, simple version.
"I love the cock, and I won't tell you why I love it"
1+1 = 2 Get that fucking straight.
Remember little Jimmy? He's hooked on meth now. You know why? Because you had to be a stupid fuckface.
So if I call you a stupid fuckface, you are creating more poor little Jimmys.
Stop being a stupid fuckface